THE SNEAKY BASTARD
when you listen to this you are actually listening to me doing a kickflip on a skateboard
I am not having an emotional spasm.
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut
I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut
if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons
Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks
spooky scary snoteleks
what does html stand for?
hypertext markup language
no i mean like, what does it believe in?
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
”We’re gonna have to break in”
literally my most favorite thing ever omg
please even if you don’t like gravity falls, please, watch this
This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.
THE FACE. WHEN THE WATER FALLS. OH GOD
I hate this
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
I think I’ve listened to everything from Owl City.